MY THANKS TO YOU THE INQUIRE MAGAZINE
I learned just three weeks upon reading the back side of the last page of the Inqure, that the facts as were stated by the New York City Health Department in their own scientific words, Fecal contaminants had been found in the city water supply. Fecal contaminants or poop in lay terms in our drinking water is not a good thing. I now scrub by counters off after I use my sink aeriator tap. I scub off the top of every jar I open for the same reason. I use a wet towel to seal every envelope that I seal.
I no long eat at KFC for the reason that their chickens are mutant freaks without eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer causing deodorants, even though I smell like three dozen rotten eggs left in a plastic bag to hatch in the summer sun.
I don't drink Coke as it did soves your teeth.nor dare I drink Pepsi since the peple who make this product are Atheist. The refuse to put "Under God" on their containers.
I don't shop at Target. The company is French and they don't support our troops or the Salvation Army and their Saran wrap can cause Alzheimers if used in a mircowave or blow up ruining my face.
I don't use public toilets, because a big brown African spider could be lurking under the seat ready to bite my ass.
Now I don't check the coin return on pay phones for coins because I could be pricked with a needle and get aids.
Thanks to you Inquire, I now don't accept packages from UPS, because I read where you said they could contain a bomb or bacteria in disguise from Al Queda.
I've stopped answering the land so as to prevent a marketing call for which I will later receive a $900
phone bill from calls made from Mexico, Jamaica, Uganda or where ever.
I now take my Rottweiler along to watch my car while I shop at WalMart so no one will hide in my back seat and rape me after I shop. I would never pick up a $5 bill dropped near my car, because it could have been placed there by a sex moester waiten underneath my car ready to grab my leg.
I won't be buying a new car, not until Oboma's "Quick Oil Plug" goes into effect next year. I want to buy a car that works on water from the gulf.
Just yesterday on the front page the Inquire said New York no longer has any money, since the sheriff locked the county treasure door after the collapse of the Brooklin Bridge that killed twelve people. But the sheriff said he would take the lock off once the city receives the $800,000. that Bush promised in the Green Belt Act BS69. At time, Bush commented the White House can't be held responsible for what it does.
If you are not the intende recipient of this emaiol, you are hereby notified that you received this email in error. Kindly contact the sender. If you us an envelope use a wet towel to seal it, as there may be poop in the seal.
Thank you folks at the Enquire, from the bottom of my heart.
The End
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