The Best Part of Albert Einsteins Relativity ...Short Story

                                                               Einstein’s Relativity

        When I was a young man in the year 1947, I walked into the Wings Museum located in Upper New York. I had worked my way, up into the librarys second floor where to my surprise Albert
Einstein was giving a lecture on the Manhattan Project. The Manhattan Project was the code word for
the two atomic bombs dropped on Japan so as to end World War II. It resulted from his theory of
relativity that E=MC2. I sat down and listened to his fascinating story. As I sat listening I couldn't help but noticed a poster on the wall of a buxom blond painted on the Enola Gay, the B29 that dropped the atom bombs big boy and little boy.

        Einstein was born March 14, 1879. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Rosenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was
attracted to Elsa, because she was so well endowed. He postulated that attraction to women with large breasts,is inversely proportional to their DNA connections. This came to be known as:

                                                

                                                          The Theory of “Relative Titty"































 


DR. KARL WALLACE D.D.S.

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