Einstein’s Relativity
When I was a
young man in the year 1947, I walked into the Wings Museum located in Upper
New
York. I had worked my way, up into the library second floor
where to my surprise Albert
Einstein was giving a lecture on the Manhattan Project. The Manhattan
Project was the code word
for the two atomic bombs dropped on Japan so as to end World War II. It
resulted from his theory
of relativity that E=MCsq. I sat down and listened to his fascinating story. As
I sat listening I couldn't
help but noticed on a poster on the wall of a buxom blond painted on the Enola
Gay, the B29 that
dropped the atom bomb big boy and little boy.
Einstein was
born March 14, 1879. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married
his cousin, Elsa Rosenthal, after his first marriage dissolved
in 1919. At the time he stated that he
was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He
postulated that attraction to women
with large breasts, is inversely proportional to DNA connections. This
came to be known as:
The Theory of “Relative Titty"
