Aleutians MOSCOW TRUCK
SALES
Aleutian
lives on the East bench in the South Dacha District of Moscow. His home is only accessible by a remote
controlled electronic gate. He lives there with his lovely wife Svetlana. He
has a full time gardener, a house painter along with several cleaning ladies.
At times he has made lots of crones.
Aleutian, “Mr. Super Duper,” has the largest
truck parts and paint sales company in all of Moscow, at least for the moment. There are many
people who doubt if Aleutian will be able to retain his sales leadership this
year.
A
person by the name of Antonio
Sebago, Jr. who is Aleutians sidekick, at the five day a week McDonald
coffee shop chit chats, be can be called upon for consultation and the stating
of true facts at any time, even while Flyer is talking. Mr. Aleutian likes to
share adventurous stories about his humble beginnings. Life at McDonald’s
coffee is normally blab, blab about the speed of a MT Tank with its gears in
neutral, but this week there was suddenly a change, an uncomfortable change.
Word filtered out by one of Mr. Aleutians
cleaning lady that he, who has been in the past an expert in the automotive
parts sales world, has been under-performing, by a tad, in the number of parts
and paint sales the first two quarters of last year.
When
Aleutian the proud owner of “Moscow Truck Parts” first heard about the sales
slump from one of the cleaning ladies he couldn’t believe it. At the time, he
was cooking dinner in the entry way of his court yard, throwing food around as
if it we’re going out of style.
“Is
there a leak in the dam, why have the numbers gone down river,” Aleutian pondered, I didn’t win twenty consecutive Blue
Ribbon Truck Gold Awards and all the free Black Sea Sochi trips for my employees by watching public sports TV, drinking beer and eating
popcorn? It took over seven years of hard work before I topped Dasha Truck
sales with over 10,00 Rubles RUBS, to become Moscow’s top truck parts and paint sales….. 2014 is
still my goal.
It's
become trendy to be a Mr. Aleutian doubter, considering his age, and the recent
by-pass surgery, then last month a stent in his carotid artery among other
things.
Moscow
Auto Association secretary,
Ekaterina, noted that he's a un-Aleutian one in twenty-one odds to win the Moscow Auto
Association Sales Award this year. More recently, a poll was taken in which
only one expert picked Aleutian
to be a winner in the President Vladimir PUTIN Personality Parts Sales Spa Brunch contest. Add
in trucker analyst, Lil' Wayne Morzinski
who blew off Aleutian's chances for this year’s Playboy Magazine “Auto-Mate Man
Of the Year Award,” and it gets to be quite conclusive that now is the time for
Aleutian to step down alongside Sahara
Palin of the U.S.
Amid
this cloud of underestimation, Aleutian surfaced Monday morning in the new McDonald’s,
he looked, as always, Aleutian-tactic.
He wore an understated navy blue ensemble that contrasted elegantly against the
new Lesbian New Leningrad open look.
McDonald’s is a rehab center for the many Monday through Friday, Aleutians coffee
friends between the time of the first sip of coffee starting at 8am and the
last sip at 11:30am.
At
Monday's coffee meeting,
Aleutian gave the middle finger between-the-legs, which flabbergasted
the customers and the cleaning lady too. The incident was very noticeable
indeed. It is the finger thing, a stirring reminder of the taken-for-granted
great salesmanship that still lurks within the eighty-year-old onetime South Moscow
District KGB President.
That
isn’t the half of it, shortly thereafter In the middle of the same coffee
meeting, Aleutian stumbled up on a nearby table standing up he shouted,
"I'm going to win the sales parts contest this year! There is none
as good as me!"
Flyer,
the number one seated coffee talker, and well trained, often motion maker at
the Red Star Printer’s meetings made the motion ;
“Aleutian is the
greatest great and most powerful wizard! He is the people’s choice, Mr. Automotive
Moscow.” Then he
left to go fishing.
It was
seconded by the cleaning lady standing at the window.
Jon Nadezhda
called “All discussion is closed:”
Former BYU football coach Laval Edwards: “Seconded:"
Its Aleutians curse to
have had a top notch successful business for so long. Now it is not very helpful
having compliments from cleaning ladies and a few Mr. Flyer types.
This
afternoon Aleutian, a little bamboozled, along with his lovely wife, flew his
plane out of town. His falconer, Zeroes stayed behind guarding the entry gate
so as to act as an extra watch dog. You can’t make this stuff up. His plan is
to take a boat ride down the Blue Danube into the Black Sea. Will there be
enough time to plan a come back? Will he be back as a hero teacher of his Mormon
Sunday school class or worse disqualified from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir for
eternity? Can you once again change the tide Aleutian?
The
doubters are multiplying.
To be continued soon…
DR KARL WALLACE D.D.S.
To read more
of the story please goes to: w.w.w.karlwallaceblog.blogspot
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