ADVICE TO MY READERS DON’T BUY A HOT WATER BOTTLE AT WAL-MART

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             ADVICE TO MY READERS DON’T BUY A HOT WATER BOTTLE AT WAL-MART

                                   Buying a hot water bottle at Wal-Mart $10.00 no tax added.

       Way back in the back north east corner far corner of the Pharmacy. Not a big item and few people know what a hot water bottle is. Only a few of us very senior citizens have used them at grand maws. When you were a little kid Grand maws put them in your bed when it was time to go to sleep so as to keep your feet warm.    This is a true and very embarrassing story that happened two days ago during rush hour (5:30 pm). People walking buy staring at me, and the items in my shopping cart. I hid my head as best I could.

Contents in shopping cart: Prunes, Dark wheat bread, Soy milk, Puffs, Rectal fad Stag, Viagra, Milax for constipation, 5 Hersey almonds chocolate bars  

                                            

      The security guard boy was smiling and happy over the humiliating experience. He said for instance as he laid out each item for everyone to see… laughing loudly, you seem to like chocolate. Finally it was over you can leave now. Have a good evening. I left without a word.

     I went back the next day to get his name so I could report him to the better business bureau but I couldn’t find him.

        I  RECOMMEND everyone go to WALGREENS if they are looking to buy a hot water bottle. Sun mark Deluxe RUBBER Water Bottle. It smooth’s cramp pain warm or cold application. But not noted warms feet on cold nights.

      Today I’m going down to Wal-Mart’s on 20th and see if I can locate the lady in the pharmacy. I’d like to tell her the problems I had. I would also like to find the security guy and take a picture of him.

     I went back to Wal-Mart’s again today at lunch time. I couldn't find the person's I was looking for.

         I did see several signs that said, "We lower prices every day."  How come if you lower your prices every day, they don't get down to free?

To be continued...

Dr. KARL WALLACE D.D.S.    Born and raised in Ogden Utah

To read more Karl Wallace short stories please go to:  karlwallaceblog.blogspot.com