Karl Wallace
Einstein’s Relativity
When I was a young man in the year 1947, I walked into the Wings Museum located in Upper New
York. I had worked my way, up into the librarian’s second floor office where to my surprise Albert
Einstein was giving a lecture on the Manhattan Project. The Manhattan Project was the code word for
the two atomic bombs to be dropped on Japan so as to end World War II. It resulted from his theory of
relativity that Energy is equal to Mass times the acceleration of Light Squared. I sat down and listened to
his fascinating story, and noticed the buxom blond painted on the Enola Gay the B29 that dropped the
atom bomb s big boy and little boy.
Einstein was born March 14, 1879. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his
cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was
attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women
with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known
as:
The Theory of “Relative Titty"
