Monday, May 19, 2014

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The season is beginning. There will be more Demos this year than in 2013.

THE NEXT DEMO WILL BE THURSDAY THE 22nd at the WASHINGTON TERRACE ELEMENTARY  @ 1:45 PM.


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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Is it enough to think today Memorial Day Our Country



                                                                          Memorial Day
             Our Country
Is it enough to think today                                                                                                                               Of all our brave then put away?                                                                                                                     The thought until a year has gone away,                                                                                                                Is this full honor for our dead?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
Is it enough to sing a song                                                                                                                              Deck a grave and all year long                                                                                                                        Forget the brave who died that we                                                                                                                Might live in our land proud and free?                                                                                                                                                                                              
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Full service needs a greater toll                                                                                                                           That we who live give heart and soul                                                                                                                To keep the land they died to save,                                                                                                                  And by ourselves, in turn, be the brave.                                                                                                            
 Dr. Karl Wallace D.D.S.   

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Memorial Day was observed for the first time on May 30, 1863



                                                                            

                      Memorial Day is a federal holiday formerly known as Decoration Day      

         Memorial Day is set aside for the dead who lost their lives in the noble struggle for our freedom. It was observed for the first time on May 30, 1863, as Lincoln’s Proclamation. It begun as a ritual of remembrance and reconciliation of our Civil War. The date was selected because it was the only day until that time that there was not a battle going on. Since then all the gravestones at the sixty acre Arlington National Cemetery in Washington D.C., are graced by the American flag, our most famous national cemetery. Arlington National Cemetery was confiscated from Robert E. Lee. the losing confederate general.

       Memorial Day was first enacted to honor Union and Confederate soldiers following the battle of Gettysburg, and then it was extended after World War I to honor all Americans killed in all wars. 

       Memorial Day marks the start of the summer vacation season and Labor Day its end. In the early 20th century, Memorial Day was an occasion for more general expressions, as people visited the graves of their deceased relatives, whether they had served in the military or not making it a long weekend increasingly devoted to shopping, family get-togethers, fireworks, trips to the beach, national media events such as the Indianapolis 500 and the Kentucky Derby.

       From the time of the battle of Gettysburg forward the practice of decorating soldiers' graves has been widespread. The first known observance was in Waterloo, New York, when a distinguished citizen by the name of General John Murray, became a factor in the holiday's growth. On May 5, 1868, in his capacity as commander-in-chief of the Grand Army of the Republic, he issued a proclamation that "Decoration Day" should be observed nationwide. Michigan made "Decoration Day" an official state holiday. By 1890 every state followed suit. year. 

       By 1870, the remains of nearly 300,000 Union dead had been buried in seventy-three national cemeteries, located mostly in the South, near the battlefields. The Memorial Day speech became an occasion for the blabber mouths, politicians and ministers, to commemorate and mention atrocities. They mixed religion and politics that provided a means for the people to make sense of their history in terms of sacrifice for a better nation, one closer to God. People of all religious beliefs joined together. The point was often made that the German and Irish soldiers had become true Americans in the "baptism of blood” on the battlefield. By the end of the 1870s the rancor was gone and the speeches praised the brave soldiers both Blue and Gray. 
      Ironton, Ohio lays claim to the nation's oldest continuously running Memorial Day parade, since 1869. 

      The first parade was held In the Southern Charleston, South Carolina in 1865, (freed enslaved Africans) celebrated at the Washington Race Course, today the location of Hampton Park. The site had was maybe the first Decoration Day celebration which had been used as a temporary Confederate prison camp for captured Union soldiers in 1865, as well as a mass grave for Union soldiers who died there. Immediately after the cessation of hostilities, freedmen exhumed the bodies from the graves and place them in separate graves, in the land they died to save.

 Dr. Karl Wallace D.D.S.   

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U.S. GRANT is a Star at "Who BU video"




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                         ABOUT U.S. GRANT 
               
         My name is Ulysses S. Grant. I’m a banana squash, a native banana squash, retired, intelligent if I do say so. love airplanes. I'm a Star at "Who BU video where I sit on a kitchen counter, and taunt whatever vegetable, fruit, or unlucky edible that gets set near me. I heckle the other guy with questions and crack lame jokes. I cackle at them in a shrill voice until, tragically, a human hand slices my new friend with a butcher knife before everyone’s eyes, and then is eaten by the cook. On one episode a dozen humanoid eggs, watch in horror from their carton, as a human cracked and fried an egg.  In another episode, a watermelon had a face supplied digitally, with a new one being carved on his backside Halloween like, while the guts seeds, and rime were  sucked out in a swoosh with a vacuum hose. Before the ends comes, I pester the other food characters on the counter with adolescent jokes. "Hey, Apple! You look fruity."  If there's no other fruit or vegetable around, I sit on the counter top lamenting how bored I am, rolling my tongue around, and making faces. Children love it, the food Channel Comcast 402 gets a high Nielsen rating, and I earn a living.   I would be a good marketing chairman for a customer advertiser corporation as I can talk with humans anywhere in the world.  I can also accurately communicate with black birds. I don’t like dogs, hate dogs, but I do enjoy talking with cats, and I can accurately communicate with beasts and some plants. 

      This Tall Tale,is about my life at home.  I live at Hill Air Force Base in Roy, Utah in Hanger 210 in the back room.  I love to talk to the museums gift shop’s part time cashier  by the name of Pat (Patsy) Curtis, who also moonlights as a secretary for  Dick Rainy, the fund raising Chairman of the Republican Party. The hanger doors and the side doors are closed at 5 p.m.  That's the time I can start having fun. After the visitors leave. The building is filled with World War I - II  and several other vintage planes that date all way back to Kitty Hawk,  and the Wright Brothers. It is home to the best +fighter plane of World War II, the American P51 Mustang.  

             Last Sunday my wife Passion and I went to church. I was dressed in a conservative black skirt and jacket with white trim. 

To be continued…
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Saturday, May 10, 2014

Night before Mother’s Day**



                                                 THE Night before Mother’s Day*************
    OK,'Taws the night before Mother’s Day and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Well, except for Karl who's up EARLY writing a newsletter for you? And since I basically defiled a cherished Christmas poem to begin with, it’s probably worth mentioning that technically it's the night before the night before MOTHERS DAY for me. Whatever.
    So, I have been thinking a lot about Mother’s Day lately. And I've been talking about it with friends as well. As I was reading some of my Hello email, I noticed that there was not one, not two, but THREE different ads inside of EVERY store and email viewer window selling FLOWERS for Mother’s Day. You gotta love AOL-'s way of sneaking those ads into every one of your emails, huh? ANYWAY, as I was realizing what BIG BUSINESS Mother’s Day must be, I started wondering, where the heck did  Mother’s Day come from? So, I decided to do a little research.
     Well, as it turns out, there are several different stories about the origin of Mother’s Day but one of them is by far the most common. Wanna hear it? Here goes. Back in about the year 270 A.D. or so, there was a priest named, Valentine. Some versions of the story said that he was a Bishop. Either way in those days the Emperor needed men for an army and he decided that it wasn't good to have men marrying up with women, because then the men would be more attached to their families than the army. So, the Emperor OUTLAWED marriage. Yep, he said, “It’s illegal to get married.” Those were the days, huh? OK, so Priest or Bishop Valentine decided that he was going to help young lovers out by marrying them in SECRET. Well,the Emperor got wind of this business, and put a stop to it in a "New York Minute."
      So, here’s Priest/Bishop Valentine sitting alone in prison and who comes along? Super-babe, young daughter of the Warden’s daughter, and of course, he falls in love with her. One version of the story I read said, that she was blind and he healed her of her blindness.
    In the event, right before his execution yeah, they killed him for performing marriages; he wrote a letter to this girl he was in love with and at the end signed it "From Your Valentine". And then he was executed. Ok, fast forward several centuries and now everyone is out buying heart-shaped cards, chocolate, and long-stemmed red roses for women who have come to expect them on Mother’s Day. Gotta love it! Aside from me wanting to know what the HECK a Catholic Priest was doing falling in love with a youngster way back in the year 270 BC (Over 1,700 years before this kind of thing was fashionable),I’d like to know how this turned into men chasing around looking for gifts for women in the year 2014!
     I get it, I get it. It's nice to have a day out of the year to celebrate your love for that special someone in your life. Very cute. And if you're reading this right now and you,re ‘remarried or you've had a girlfriend for a year or two, then by all means get her some flowers and chocolate and one of those cute pink cards.    But what about the REST of us? Well, here’s a little gem of wisdom from one of my all-time favorite books, "The Rules Book". Yeah the book that teaches women how to manipulate men into marrying them. Here's it is: RULE 1 Stop dating him if he doesn't buy you a romantic gift for your B.D., Valentine’s Day or Easter. Nope, I'm not kidding. By the way, a whole CHAPTER is dedicated to this one rule in the book. In the chapter, it basically says that if a man doesn’t buy you jewelry or some other romantic gift on anyone of these holidays, then you should dump him, because he's not going to buy you the “big gift" either, an engagement ring. Now, before I present my radical extremist opposing perspective, I must first give you the disclaimer. I think that long-term relationships are great, and if you're one of the lucky women on this planet who has found a really exceptional man, then more power to you, and I hope you like the romantic gifts that you got. Really, but for all the rest of us guys have just started dating, I think that Easter can be kind of a drag. Why?
     Because there's another, more "subtle" message that this whole event communicates: The way to win a woman's heart is to buy her flowers, gifts, and jewelry, and to confess your feelings for her. And if she still doesn't like you, then you probably didn't get her enough gifts, or say the right things in the card. While this idea of giving romantic gifts to show your love might Be wonderful and healthy for LONGER-TERM relationships, it’s usually a HORRIBLE concept for guys to use with women that they have just met, or who they've only dated a few times
     Easter Day is one day away. It has come to my attention that a lot of you guys have no idea what to get your beloved. Duh. All right, I’ll help, but first can we just state the obvious? You should have come to me weeks ago. Now       you’re this close to buying drugstore candy and pretending that was your plan all along, which is never going to fly with any women over the age of 8. You already know this; I’m sure, so I’ll resist pointing out how often you guys rely on women to rescue you. Whoops, there I go, pointing it out. Oh well, Onward Cowards.
    Let’s start with the question my male friends constantly ask me. “What do women want?” This is like asking, “What size shoe do women wear?” They’re not SMURFS. There are as many answers to that question as there are women waiting for men to stop interrupting them. Speaking of which, I have some good news: Your best Easter gift may cost you NOTHING. In an unscientific study,I conducted with women strangers I met in the cereal aisle at Wal-Mart, I found that a lot of women would just like a little quiet—from men. To be specific apparently, guys talk when they should be listening. Not you, of course, but definitely someone you know. Let’s pretend it’s you just to illustrate. Say your girlfriend starts to vent about a friend’s snide comment about her neck, BONUS TIP: After a certain age, women hate that their necks have more rings than a giant oak. NEVER MENTION THIS. Instead of nodding sympathetically as she rants, you—again hypothetically—come up with a 10-point plan to fix a whole part of her life that isn’t broken. Then you get angry when she has the nerve not to thank you. DON’T DO THAT.
    For one whole day—let’s make Easter work for you;-just act like a bobble head. You might even say, “Wow! How did that make you feel?” Wait until she’s sitting down before you do this. Fan her with a place mat, if necessary. Also, consider this wish, shared with me by a women named Barbara: “I wanted to have a nice dinner with my hubby on Valentine’s Day. Then I wanted to come home and watch a chick flick with him. I also wanted to have his mouth duct-taped shut so he couldn’t add commentary to the movie. I think we’re seeing a theme here: Shhhh…another women’s wish. There are women who think love is spelled v-a-c-u-u-m c-l-e-a-n-e-r. Ester wants a particular brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s Day. For weeks she’s been putting pictures of it round her house. Finally, her husband threw his hands in the air and said,
    “Esther, I don’t care how many hints you give me, I’m not vacuuming.”      See, you’re not alone if you’re clueless.
     Granted, women aren’t easy to decipher. They claim they don’t want anything when they do. They say they are on a diet and you think they mean even on Feb. 14th, and they don't.      They insist that V.D. Valentine’s Day is a commercial mockery of true love, and then they wonder why you won’t fork over 20 bucks for a box of candy, shaped like nobody’s heart. No wonder you don’t know what to do for special days. Best Bet: Try sending her flowers. Write “LOVE” on the card. Compliment her neck.
      Looking for Ms. Right I devote this review to new television about love, or more specifically to new TV about how people get together in our crazy frenetic, high-tech, isolated, fat-fearing world. An absorbing fact about Internet dating… women are terrified of meeting serial killers online. Men are terrified of meeting women of above-average weight. Network television is, of course as averse to physical imperfection in women as a high rolling bond trader scouring happy hour.
       Mike and Molly are a good example of an obsessed couple who are fighting the good fight against chocolate frosting every day. A rare exception to a relentless advocating for size 2. But as if to repeal that act of political correctness and remind us that after all, Charlie Sheen’s employer, an average guy who dumps his perfectly attractive girlfriend for a hotter one in a tighter dress
.   Then there’s Ben Biggs, who meets his upgrade, Kate Chalk, on top of the Empire State Building and then pursues her without first going through the tried and true protocol of breaking up with the incumbent.
     This would be entirely inoffensive if Ben were meant to be remotely rakish. But instead he is a soulful searcher of low-grade mind meld. I say low-grade because he isn’t looking for someone who shares an interest in Civil War Diaries and Leviticus, but rather someone who could sit down with a bag of Doritos and imagine a fight between Wonder Woman and Superman. The kind of companion Ben really wants is an 11 year old boy with breast implants. As it is, he’s continually flanked by a Zach Galifianakisis his best friend whose contentious banter MEANS another SCHLUB is destined to be dating waaay above his pay grade.
  . Even worse, for guys who don't have the skills to meet women and get dates, it's downright DEPRESSING. I think that the Valentine's Day section of all stores should have a sign that says "No one who has been in a relationship less than 6-12 months allowed". Why's that? Because, if you "Go Valentine's Day" on a girl that doesn't know you very well especially an unusually attractive one), you'll probably only be talking to her for another week or two. Here’s the problem. MOST of the things that we guys have been brought up believing about how to "pursue" women is WRONG. IT DOESN'T WORK. Your mom loved you, but all that stuff she taught you about how to be a nice, respectable, ass-kissing Wuss Bag was waaaaaaawayyyy off the Mark. Duh! See, the period from when you first meet a woman, up until the first 10 dates or so, is VERY different from ALL OTHER TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. All of the rules you've learned about how to behave, how to be "nice", how to "make friends”, how to treat people with kindness, etc. are USELESS here, And EVEN WORSE, all the things you've learned about how to pursue women with gifts, food, and compliments will BACKFIRE on you big time if you use them. THIS PART OF THE GAME IS DIFFERENT. And events like Valentine's Day, no matter how well-meaning they might be intended, definitely program us single guys with the WRONG way to behave around women we're attracted to (but not in a long-term relationship. So, what’s the answer? What should we be doing on Valentine's Day?  And how should we be feeling?  Well, here's a little self-tester and self-help quiz for you. If the statement and question applies to you, then do what comes after it.1) "I just met this girl and I really like her. Should I go out and buy her something really nice for Valentine's Day?" If you just met her, then you should probably hold back. no big gifts. If you get a big, romantic Gift or her, you're going to give her the idea that you're VERY into her. At this point, most women go into "play hard to get" mode, and become more and more difficult. If you really like her, do the things that have worked to attract her. don't turn into a needy Wuss who seems like he's trying to buy her love and approval.
 2) "I'm afraid that if I don't buy my girl something really nice for Valentine's Day, she’ll leave me. What should I do?" The quack psychologist inside of me says if, “If you're insecure about your relationship with a woman to the tune that you believe you have to BUY her attention, then HIT THE ROAD. If you're dating a woman who’s interested in you for ANYTHING other than the feeling she gets from being with you, then you're in big trouble, and you don't even realize it. Down the road, she's going to be your worst nightmare. Trust me.
3) "I'm single and lonely. What can I do to get over this feeling of loneliness?" The BEST thing you can do is get out and meet some women!
    I was just chatting with a couple of different friends of mine who are GREAT with women. They're both single guys who meet women anytime they want. As it turns out, both of these guys had to LEARN these skills. They started out having almost ZERO success with women. We were talking about Valentine's day, and how most guys run around chasing after women. buying and generally acting needy around women that they hardly know, hopeing to get some love and approval. Here are a couple more things that both of these guys have in common: 1) They both have TONS of women calling them all the time. 2) They both avoid buying a Valentine's Day gift for ANY of the women they're seeing. Their perspectives and mine, as well are that if you know how to meet women anytime you want, and women are attracted to you because of the FEELINGS that they get when they're with you (as opposed to the thing you buy them),then YOU get to make the rules. My point is that if you are lonely and you're feeling bad about his entire Valentine's Day business, then get up and DO something about it. Get some skills. Meet some women. Be the guy who GETS Valentine's Day gifts, instead of the guy who GIVES them. You watch. Mark my words, next week or the week after, in of these newsletters, you’re going to see stories from guys who had women buying those all kinds of fancy things for Valentine's Day. And then the guy will mention that he got gifts from two or three other women as well. I can remember when I used to think that I had to buy women jewelry, flowers, and gifts to get their love and approval and affection. I did that for years. And it never worked very well. Well, after spending several years studying the secrets that "naturals" use to attract women, I can see WHY it never worked very well.
     If you want to be one of the guys who GETS all the gifts on Valentine's Day, and who has his phone ringing off the hook from women calling HIM, then I recommend you check out my Blog and my Advanced Dating Techniques program. I'll teach you all of the steps to turning the odds in our favor and how to meet the kinds of women that you've always wanted. Valentine’s Day is a pain for a lot of guys. But it doesn't HAVE to be that way. Take some action and take things into your own hands.

DR.KARL WALLACE D.D.S.…
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